I’m newly engaged (Nov. 11th). My beloved fiancé has a goofy sense of humor and it often makes me laugh and smile. This is a quality I deeply adore about him. He has this one joke that, when asked to tell a joke on the spot, he always uses.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?”
The bartender replies, “For you? No charge!”
It’s ridiculous, and I know it by heart now, but still… every time he uses it I can’t help but smile.
Oddly enough, I also have a joke that I’ll utilize when posed the same question. It too is a bar joke.
Two guys walk into a bar.
I don’t know why the second guy didn’t see it.